close the door.
It’s only a hank of hair. And it’s daylight, Patty… That
makes all the difference…
Back in the kitchen, she gently curled the hair into a circle and put it
in an empty cookie canister.
There!
Catching up on five day’s work was a nightmare. The mainframe was down
and Patty spent half her time answering questions from people who were trying to
remember how to run their own desktops. “What does it mean when it says this,
Patty?” and “My screen’s empty. What did I do, Patty? Is it serious?”
Then it was over. The goofs had all left at five and Patty had a few
hours of unpaid time to catch up on her own projects. But after a while, she
knew she was making mistakes and finally called it a day.
The first thing she did when she
walked in the door was head for the refrigerator. She opened a can of
beer, and spotted a cold half of a pizza. An elegant late supper. By ten she
was
in bed, her eyes closed, gently snoring as career women are allowed to do when
they’ve worked two days in one.
Vague sounds penetrated her sleep. It was coming from outside. It had
to be Mike and Louise, her upstairs neighbors; they worked at the Fort and left
early to stop for breakfast on the way. But Patty decided to invest her
breakfast time in sleep. She reset her alarm and rolled over lazily.
It was a dream. She was being held, cuddled, by a
warm and gentle body lying with hers. The sunlight beaming through the window
brought her back into glaring reality. Who was he? she wondered.
Patty,
you ought to get a guy. Or a cat…
That night she awoke to the same warm, cozy, cuddly
feeling. Only this time it was real! She sat up in bed and groped for the light
switch.
What in hell? But it was nothing. Another dream? But it had
felt so real. She turned off the light and slid down the slope to Dreamland
again.
Patty screamed, rolled out of bed and aimed toward
the door. She flipped on the overhead light and grabbed the baseball bat a kid
had given her after it got split in a game. But there was no one there. No
body in her bed, no one hiding in the starkly furnished room, no sound of
anyone escaping out the window. Just Patty’s heart, pounding so loud she
thought her ears would bleed.
I’ve gotta get hold of myself. This is spooky. She carefully
stripped and remade the bed. They did have lizards and rats in the area, but no
rat would be snuggling up to her, she thought.
Then she saw the hair—lying on the floor by the bed. Not in the kitchen
in its canister.
Someone’s here!
She made a thorough search of the apartment. The windows were
barred and the door was still locked. Nothing had been disturbed, not even the
canister atop the refrigerator.
Patty picked up the hair and studied it.
How’d you get out of that can? Maybe I forgot…
Suddenly the hair curled itself around her bare arm. Disgusting!
She shook it off and jumped back; then, feeling foolish, she picked it up
again. How silly. It wouldn’t hurt her. It was just twisted in that can.
Again, it curled around her arm, but this time Patty let it. It felt
good, like a kitten’s fur—or something. It moved slowly up her arm, soft as a
kiss. And then, bolder. It touched her neck and cheek. At first she recoiled,
but it seemed to wait until she’d relaxed.
My very own massager. Must be the humidity of my body that makes it
move. Hmm, it does feel good.
Patty was still holding it when she got back into bed. It was soothing,
like a teddy bear. And she slept soundly the rest of the night. In the
morning, she made the bed and gently laid the hair on the bolster. “There! Now
be good.”
On the way to work, Patty tried to analyze the
events of the previous evening. She had been feeling, well, alone, lately. No
guys for a while. Her intelligence scared them off. And a woman has to have
somebody, right?
But a hank of hair?
You know how that sounds, Patty?
She drove into the parking lot.
A hank of hair? Well, hell, some folks have their “blankies.” No harm
in that. And some have partners, people partners. Gals have guys. Patty
shrugged.
It wasn’t just the soft feel of the hair; it was the way it worked
itself all over her body. Slowly, like the gradual twisting and untwisting of
hair when it’s dried and wetted. Absolutely natural. The humidity was low and
apartment dry this time of year, and Patty’s body was moist. No mystery there.
Funny how a piece of hair can make a woman feel so good. If a guy knew
that touch, that special little rub-tickle, he could have all the women he could
use.
Suddenly, a chilling thought crept through her ecstasy.
What’s going to happen when the rains come? What am I going to do then?
The hair caressed her patiently and skillfully, and
soon Patty forgot about the rains. Under the steady strokes, her body rose in a
languorous arch. The rains might never come.
About The Author
Lorin Emery, a retired engineer with many patents to his name, lives
with his wife Mary and his cat Rachel in Albuquerque. He has been writing since
Methuselah handed him a tablet, and has achieved a modicum of success in writing
short stories, with more than 340 acceptances to his credit. He has also
written several novels, poetry, and has contributed to two encyclopedias. Along
the way, he was editor/publisher of several zines, including
FAYRDAW,
la Pierna Tierna, and
UpDare? His non-press hobbies include
teaching a creative writing class to seniors and inventing gadgets.
He is also a guest columnist for
Calliope.
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